quacklemore:

I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow

(via death-by-lulz)

factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

(via cumfort)

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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ginternet:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.

Do not hate women
But do not hate men.

Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.

Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?

This needs more attention than it’s gotten.

(via da-lekk)